jueves, 17 de mayo de 2007

HoW tO cHoOsE a BoYfRiEnD


Looking for a boyfriend and choosing him is alike making a cake. The perfect boyfriend needs a lot of things, like the ingredients in a cake.

1. Romantic music
2. A picnic basket
3. An alcoholic drink (if you are more than 18 years old)
4. Sexy clothes
5. Your father’s handshake
6. A secret or a question
7. The sentence “I love you”

The steps to get the perfect boyfriend are very simple.

* First you have to invite him to a very romantic picnic with a meal that you had cocked before, and bring with you romantic music.

* Secondly, you should go with him to a party or something similar wearing a super sexy clothes. If the boy drinks, and only look at your body and never your eyes, you should leave him, he’s an stupid boy.

* After that the moment arrives, to introduce him to your parents. It is one of the most important moments, because he has to give a good handshake with your father.

* Last you should do the most important question (for the moment). You have to close your eyes and ask him what is their colour. He HAS to answer perfectly.


If the boy succeeds in all this “tests” you can be sure that he is a good boyfriend. But if you want to be perfectly sure, you have to wait until the moment that he will say that he loves you. This is the last test that he have to overcome. This “recipe” is perfect to choose a girlfriend too.

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